Vienna Troll Massacre
Hari's amazons and my possessed clashed today. The objective was rather usual: three small fragments of wyrdstone. The only problem was that it was guarded by three fierce stone trolls, who had no intention to relinquish their hoard to puny humans.
Here's the setup:
The middle house with wyrdstone and trolls.
The trolls roam the table, looking for some crispy humans.
Hari sets up first.
I set up my possies. Now that's informative!
Hari's scouts have a special 16" deployment zone . He shrewdly makes use of that by placing his battle-babes on top of a tall building (recently painted, mind you).
A huge pink hand sweeps through the sky over Mordheim. Most certainly just another warpstone-generated anomaly.
Hari sets up first.
I set up my possies. Now that's informative!
Hari's scouts have a special 16" deployment zone . He shrewdly makes use of that by placing his battle-babes on top of a tall building (recently painted, mind you).
A huge pink hand sweeps through the sky over Mordheim. Most certainly just another warpstone-generated anomaly.
The possessed make their way through the ruins. Two beastmen and the mutant head for the ramp that leads to the wyrstones. Miiiiiine!
They are accompanied by a suited theme-song, played by a nearby bard.
A scout sprints along the bridge.
At the bottom, the priestess and two (frenzied) totem warriors engage another troll in close combat... and beat the crap out of him! I was intrigued, I must say.
My first possessed sees a troll. Frenzied, as he is, I have no choice but to let him charge (18"!) with a wild roar. I though he had a chance. But the troll proved me wrong. The possessed warband suffered it's first casualty.
The scouts have meanwhile arrived on top of another building. They shoot their bows at the troll who killed my first possessed. Guess what happened?
I went from intrigued, to astonished. Again, nice one Hari.
Apparently I don't learn from my mistakes. My last possessed charges the last remaining troll (What was I thinking?!). A tough fight ensues. Both stay alive with with one "wound" each.
The rest of my warband runs to the possessed's aid, but they arrive only to see him being mashed into a pulp.
Apparently I don't learn from my mistakes. My last possessed charges the last remaining troll (What was I thinking?!). A tough fight ensues. Both stay alive with with one "wound" each.
The rest of my warband runs to the possessed's aid, but they arrive only to see him being mashed into a pulp.
But there is justice in Mordheim! The troll that killed my second possesesed charges one of Hari's henchwomen. Needless to say, she can now be easily canned and fed to my cat.
There is even more justice in Mordheim! Hari's scouts take the troll down with one clean shot through his eye (no more "wound regeneration" for YOU mister!)
There is even more justice in Mordheim! Hari's scouts take the troll down with one clean shot through his eye (no more "wound regeneration" for YOU mister!)
Look at him. The viennese Trollslayer.
Following my rather heavy losses, I had to take a rout test, which naturally failed. I might add that I lost 5 wounds in total (both possessed) before routing. In that respect those trolls did some serious damage in my ranks. Nevertheless, I had all wyrdstones in my possession at the end of the battle, so I came out richer than I entered. The post battle sequence was OK for both of us. None lost any warriors.
There was a funny little detail though... My first possessed now "hates" trolls :)
Following my rather heavy losses, I had to take a rout test, which naturally failed. I might add that I lost 5 wounds in total (both possessed) before routing. In that respect those trolls did some serious damage in my ranks. Nevertheless, I had all wyrdstones in my possession at the end of the battle, so I came out richer than I entered. The post battle sequence was OK for both of us. None lost any warriors.
There was a funny little detail though... My first possessed now "hates" trolls :)
Good game, dude.
[EDIT]: Sorry Grex, apparently I wasn't clear. Hari won. I lost, although it is not Hari who defeated me, but the trolls! :)
[EDIT]: Sorry Grex, apparently I wasn't clear. Hari won. I lost, although it is not Hari who defeated me, but the trolls! :)
14 comments:
Hi Tom,
looks like fun - i didn´t got it - did you win?
looks like a wounderful mape. show me the next time
Die Partie scheint sehr lustig gewesen zu sein. Ich finde die Fotos plus Sprechblasen sehr witzig und gelungen!lol.
P.
Ich möchte nochmals betonen mit wieviel Fantasie und Humor dieser Blog gestaltet wird. Ich bin auf weitere ausführliche Berichterstattungen schon sehr gespannt.
Der geheime Fan.
Ich bin ganz der gleichen Meinung. Man sollte sogar einen Mordheimblog-Fanclub gründen!
Die Andere.
Alle Macht den Mordheimspielern!!!
Juhu!
Wow! Pas mal de commentaires anonymes... merci à vous, bienfaiteurs inconnus!
...houla... ça pue le coup monté, ces admirateurs anonymes... ils écrivent tous en allemand, à 3 minutes d'intervalle, et toi tu leur réponds en français... moi je dis, c'est de la triche! :)
En tous cas c'est clair il était marrant ce post. J'étais mort de rire devant les poses de Hari "monsterkill" et "godlike"!
Mais c'était quoi l'objectif du scénario? Avoir toutes les wyrdstones, ou tuer les trolls? Ou les deux? Parce que comme Grex, je ne comprends toujours pas pourquoi tu as perdu (si tu avais toutes les wyrdstones en ta possession...)
Bref, ça a dû être une sacrée bonne partie :)
Salut Thomas,
Je m´apelle Pierre et je viens de Toulouse. Par hasard je suis tombé sur ton site-Mordheim et je dois te dire que je le trouve génial.BRAVO! et puis tu peins super bien.
à bientôt.
Ok ok, apparement je n'étais vraiment pas clair! :)
Voici les conditions:
La partie se termine automatiquement après 7 tours.
Le gagnant est celui:
- qui a le plus de malepierre à la fin du 7ème tour (il y avait un nombre impair de fragments).
ou
- qui tue tous les trolls, auquel cas la partie se termine.
ou
Alternativement la partie se termine aussi si l'un des deux joueurs rate son test de déroute.
C'était assez serré: D'un côté Hari était en train de faire un massacre de trolls (que des coups critiques, et je ratais les test de regénération des trolls). D'un autre côté, moi je tenais TOUS les fragments de malepierre. Le seul moyen de sortir d'une telle situation d'ex-aequo, aurait été de soit:
- pour Hari, de tuer mes hommes-bêtes qui portaient les pierres magiques et d'aller les récupérer soi-même. Chose difficile car j'étais p****n de bien couvert.
- pour moi, de tuer le dernier troll (ce que j'ai essayé à deux reprises, sacrifiant ainsi DEUX possédés!).
- pour Hari et moi de mettre respectivement l'autre en déroute.
Il en fut tout autrement...
Les trolls m'ont abattu mon deuxième possédé, j'ai du faire un test de déroute (25% de pertes) que j'ai lamentablement raté en tirant un 10 (il me fallait 2D6 < ou égal à 7). Normal après tout, car ce n'est pas beau à voir pour une bande quand ses deux champions se font abattre (sauve qui peuuuuut!).
On a tout de même laissé Hari terminer ses tirs sur le dernier troll, juste pour le fun, et il a encore fait un coup critique! :) WICKED SICK!
yo thomas!
ouech tro tro tro dla balle ton site heimmord! jkiff tro grave, c tro big lol mdr!! oue tro koa!
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karim (seine-st-denis)
Bien le bonjour à toi, cher Thomas.
Ton journal de bord sur ce jeu de société est tout à fait étonnifiant. J'en suis encore bouche bée! Tes talents en peinture figurinesque sont indéniables, et ce serait vraiment iconoclaste de supputer un seul instant que tous ces commentaires anonymes fussent inventés de toutes pièces.
Bonne continuation, cher Thomas!
Marc-Antoine (Neuilly)
Merci Pierre!
Ci-mer Rim-Ka!
Je suis votre valet, estimé Marc-Antoine!
Bon maintenant ca suffit avec les commentaires truqués Stanzi et Nico!
Oh! Merde hein!
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Merci quand même :)
Hahah! Well Played! Good Game
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